Missing Tommy Lee Albums
Apparently the entire UK supply of Tommy Lee's new album was stolen from a warehouse in Germany. Now I couldn't for the life of me figure out what anyone would do with that many Tommy Lee CD's... But here are some possible uses for them.
1. Sell the cases as Bologna holders for people who want a slice for the road.
2. Recycling $$$
3. Bonfire at Vince Neil's house
4. Really really shitty Christmas gifts
5. Throwing at people who look like Tommy Lee
6. The worlds most painful butt plug
Any other ideas feel free to chime in. But as far as I'm concerned the last memorable thing this guy did is spin upside down in a cage without dropping his sticks. Oh yeah, there was also that thing with the horn. And before you jump up my ass -- I'm a Crue fan.
1. Sell the cases as Bologna holders for people who want a slice for the road.
2. Recycling $$$
3. Bonfire at Vince Neil's house
4. Really really shitty Christmas gifts
5. Throwing at people who look like Tommy Lee
6. The worlds most painful butt plug
Any other ideas feel free to chime in. But as far as I'm concerned the last memorable thing this guy did is spin upside down in a cage without dropping his sticks. Oh yeah, there was also that thing with the horn. And before you jump up my ass -- I'm a Crue fan.
posted by Mishna Wolff at 6:15 PM
4 Comments:
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Yeah, total lost advantage. Fuck you tommy!
Yeah, total lost advantage. Fuck you tommy!
this is hilarious.
my sister gave me your book, i finished it last night. a really really great read that i will recomment to friends.
i would have never pictured you as a fan of metal (not sure motley crue counts as metal but...) - i can easily picture your dad disapproving at the lack of funk in here. great blog. you're funny.
cheers, dominique (montreal, canada)
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