Bio

Mishna Wolff hates getting her hair wet.” I hate getting my hair wet” – Mishna Wolff - AP 1/7/02. Mishna Wolff also loves show business. ”I love show business” – Mishna Wolff - Juggs 1/8/02. So the obvious question, if she loves it so much why doesn’t she marry it? “I thought about it. Did I mention I don’t like to get my hair wet?” – Mishna Wolff – The Wall Street Journal 1/9/02.
Mishna Wolff is a stand up comic and an actress and has been featured on Comedy Central VH1 NBC and a lot of other hoity toity places. She currently resides in Los Angeles and can be found playing comedy clubs all over LA and the galaxy. Also she is a girl.

ACDC By Steve Neal

AC/DC is my all time favorite rock n roll band. They created the perfect rock n roll formula.You don't hear an AC/DC song, then not remember the name of the song. Because the name is the song, just repeated over and over and over again.
They're perfect if you like a song so much you listen to it a million times, then get tired of it and think, "I wish there was another song just like this one." 'Cause guess what? There is.
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The Best Dream Ever

The other night I dreamt I was the new guitar player in Metallica which was cool cause I don't even play. Before it was announced the guys told me privately about the decision. I wanted them to know I was on board so I showed them my Metallica action figures (which I do have). There was a lot of controversy surrounding the decision, me being a girl and all. James Hetfield was hanging with me back stage he had his arm on my shoulder as he explained to me what it was gonna be like to be a rock star. I just remember being dressed all in black and taking the stage with the guys. The roar of angry metal heads washed over me like 5th avenue shampoo. Then all of a sudden I was with Lars in a grocery store in the Palisades. Some expensive store that people walk into just to say, "5 dollars for butter?!" After that I got kind of lucid. I remember being aware I was in my bed but I still thought I was in Metallica. That's when it occurred to me, "Kirk was a really great guitar player maybe I better take some guitar lessons."